Is that real?
All the U.S. teen movie posters must be between legs?
A WOMAN is selling unopened Christmas gifts from her ex-boyfriend on eBay – after discovering he was a love-rat.
Heartbroken Leanne Joseph dumped lover Mark, 29, three days before Christmas after a work pal confessed to sleeping with him.
The 24-year-old was too distraught to open the eight gifts – and put them for sale as a job lot on the internet auction site.
Her pressies – which Leanne thinks could include jewellery, perfume and a thong – had last night attracted a £48 bid.
Leanne, of Huddersfield, West Yorks, said: “Things are still really raw, so I don’t want anything from him. I hope someone else can enjoy them.
“I was out with friends from work and one of them said, ‘I’ve slept with your boyfriend’.
“I was gobsmacked. We’d been together for three years. I thought she was a good friend, so I’ve lost a mate, too.”
Leanne will give her “takings” to a local hospice. She said
Brits got £700million-worth of hated Christmas gifts this year – and a fifth will be end up on eBay, say bosses. ( source: thesun )
Even if you don’t have a great body, you can have a great body in bed. All you need is this bedspread.
It’s been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window – and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.
We know that most Brits find curries heavenly, but this is surely taking the passanda.
This latest sighting follows a spate of the Messiah’s holy visage popping up in unexpected places.
The shocking police surveillance photo shows one Albanian coolly handing £3,000 in cash to two others outside Selfridges on London’s Oxford Street.
The “merchandise”, a Lithuanian girl in her 20s, stands to the left, helplessly watching the deal. She is a prisoner, guarded by another thug just out of the picture.
She would have been expected to earn her new owner £100,000 a year by having sex up to 25 times a day in a brothel.
Sick … girl being sold stands on the left as Gazmet Turku hands over cash to sellers Agran Demarku, far right and Izzet Fejzullahu
But she was lucky. Cops swooped to free her – and a gang of Albanian people traffickers were all jailed for a total of 63 years.
Many other girls are not so fortunate. The Home Office estimated that in 2003, 4,000 women were trafficked into the UK for prostitution.
A beauty therapist, 25, has claimed to have slept with 5,000 men in just nine years – or 3,285 days.
Nikki Lee also boasts about having a ‘personal best’ of four men in one night and she claims she has never had sex with the same conquest twice.
In an admission that will shock most people, the blonde Essex girl has told how she has had casual sex in nightclubs, alleyways, parks, cinemas and teen discos since losing her virginity at 16.
Miss Lee, who also works as a model, admits to going on regular sex holidays, where she sleeps with men in clubs, on beaches and on balconies.
She averages having sex with two men every day and has kept the details of each of them in a little red notebook – all with scores.